Best excuse for not going to school

Sun Jan 28 23:12:29 EST 2007

Best excuse for not going to school

Offered by my son the other day, in heartbreaking seriousness: "But daaaad, I don't need to go to school—I already know everything!"

Posted by dan | Permanent link | File under: life

Comments

At Mon Jan 29 21:29:03 2007, Andrew said:

Well, I certainly have no idea where he inherited *that* from.

At Thu Mar 15 19:29:45 2007, dan said:

test comment.

At Mon Mar 19 17:31:13 2007, pig said:

At Sat Mar 24 13:02:34 2007, HeArTbReAkEr said:

lol ur kid is like me only now i relay on a trusty oatmeal sick and a rub on rash to get me off school

At Tue Mar 27 08:21:57 2007, Leah said:

That is a good excuse...if my daughter were to try that one, I think she'd actually get away with it.

At Tue Apr 3 06:24:20 2007, Josh Popov said:

That would not work for me cus my parents no im stupid

At Tue Jun 12 12:16:30 2007, samantha said:

i AM ILL!!!!!

At Wed Jun 13 11:10:41 2007, you are a fat cow said:

i have got a holiday 2day

At Wed Jun 13 11:10:43 2007, you are a fat cow said:

i have got a holiday 2day

At Tue Sep 11 08:32:43 2007, Gurjot said:

Mom today we will have only art compitition and a function we will have no studies today

At Thu Oct 4 07:21:17 2007, Eeshah said:

lol
It didn't work 4 me...
:(((

At Tue Oct 30 16:09:57 2007, Thanasis said:

how about keep sleepping and wake up at 10 and tell your parents "my alarm clock is broken"

At Wed Dec 5 14:01:17 2007, kitkat said:

mom my friends got a terrible cold and they gave it to me...tell her to pick up some cough medicine and the next night be like UHHH my stomach hurts please i don't want to go to school! say you puked last night and didn't want to tell you b/c you were sleeping

At Tue Jan 15 07:51:40 2008, chris said:

thats stupid

At Thu Jan 17 12:40:11 2008, sammy said:

Get som boiled eggs and mix in water and pour in the glass Go to the bathroom next make puking noises then spill the egg into the toilet so it looks like you have been sick and also make sure you ate boiled eggs before you went upstairs

At Thu Feb 14 15:46:43 2008, travis said:

i need an exuse to tell me teacher lol(thats not reiculouse!

At Thu Feb 14 15:52:29 2008, jenkins said:

this one is for homework!

lol i have a good one! this actually happened to me in grade 5... I was playing with my dog in the house and he tore my homework apart by steping on it..

At Thu Feb 14 15:52:58 2008, jenkins said:

sry i mean "slipping" on my homework lol

At Wed Feb 20 01:03:47 2008, laura and abi said:

i think your all stupid - oatmeal sick - iddiots haha
learn how to spell ridiculous (dumb ass)

At Wed Feb 20 01:04:48 2008, mr blobby said:

once i didnt want to go to work so i burst my own tyre and ate too many pies and i was sick :)

At Wed Feb 20 01:05:54 2008, homer said:

i dont make my kids do homework i think its stupid but i teach them how to eat hot dogs
because im american and americans love hot dogs !

At Mon Mar 10 05:01:45 2008, mightymouse said:

the bus drove right past me! the driver didnt even look at me he just kept driving on

At Fri Jun 20 01:00:15 2008, yari<33 said:

ohhmahhgahh
you guys!! juss say you have explosive diarrhea
it works all the time believe meh :)

At Wed Jul 9 00:46:06 2008, diana said:

file a sexual assault charge against your teacher and require counseling.
That'll get you off a couple of lessons :)

At Tue Sep 23 17:30:26 2008, josh said:

you should go to the bathroom with a cup and pee pretend to wash your hands fill the cup up and spill it in the toilet

At Tue Sep 23 17:33:06 2008, josh said:

im not going to school tommorow because i told my dad i got constipated and i told him it hurts and here i am giving advice

At Tue Sep 23 17:33:08 2008, josh said:

im not going to school tommorow because i told my dad i got constipated and i told him it hurts and here i am giving advice

At Wed Sep 24 07:25:48 2008, josh said:

you guys suck monkey balls

At Wed Sep 24 07:25:50 2008, josh said:

you guys suck monkey balls

At Wed Sep 24 07:27:31 2008, zac said:

listen to josh he is a smart fellow hes got great excuses

At Thu Oct 9 03:20:19 2008, hannah said:

every one keeps on staring at me!!:S i know its a lame

At Mon Oct 13 16:38:38 2008, eminem fan said:

yo i loking up eminem mother fuckin songs dog

At Sun Oct 26 19:39:40 2008, boo said:

heyy hows everything! ahhaa lol sounds farmilar ahaa my kids are always tryign to trick me but belive me you lll know if they do lie!ajajaa

At Tue Oct 28 16:16:01 2008, joshua said: